My Retirement Plan Is to Die at Work T-Shirt

This boxy tee brings dark humor and bold graphic storytelling to your everyday wardrobe. The oversized silhouette drapes casually, giving a relaxed, lived-in vibe while the heavy, vivid print centers a scene of an overworked character plotting a grimly funny “retirement” — office clutter, late-night city glow, and a sardonic headline that sparks conversation. Wear it with worn denim or layered under a jacket to let the artwork do the talking. It’s breathable enough for daily wear and sturdy enough to keep the print vivid after many washes. Product features - 100% combed ring-spun cotton for solid colors; Athletic Heather contains 10% polyester - Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) — substantial but comfortable - Dropped shoulders and relaxed, oversized boxy fit for a casual silhouette - Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and hem - Tear-away label for itch-free wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean